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I can win a fight with nunchucks easily! My greatest technique is the ‘ Gift of the Drunken Master’ taught to me by an ancient sensei atop Mount Fuji.
I will now reveal this lethal secret technique, betraying the oath I made under the falling cherry blossoms in the Kagoshima Shinto shrine.
First standing with feet at shoulder width in dragon stance, left foot pointing towards the enemy; pass the rods quickly from your left hand to your right.
Then spin them behind your back in a figure of eight to fool his eyes while yelling ‘KYAH!’
Fumble the nunchucks, drop them and, as you bend down to pick them up ‘accidentally’ kick them to the enemy’s feet.
Swear and curse, perhaps cry and suck your fingers.
Wait patiently as a stone - until the enemy mockingly picks them up and attempts to strike you.
Step back and watch as your foe knocks themselves unconscious.
Retrieve nunchucks.
I will now reveal this lethal secret technique, betraying the oath I made under the falling cherry blossoms in the Kagoshima Shinto shrine.
First standing with feet at shoulder width in dragon stance, left foot pointing towards the enemy; pass the rods quickly from your left hand to your right.
Then spin them behind your back in a figure of eight to fool his eyes while yelling ‘KYAH!’
Fumble the nunchucks, drop them and, as you bend down to pick them up ‘accidentally’ kick them to the enemy’s feet.
Swear and curse, perhaps cry and suck your fingers.
Wait patiently as a stone - until the enemy mockingly picks them up and attempts to strike you.
Step back and watch as your foe knocks themselves unconscious.
Retrieve nunchucks.